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Plume d'ange - filou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20371 2010-01-28T19:31:08+00:00 filou Une fois encore, l'eau est à la source de tout ...

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Plume d'ange - Alx http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20370 2010-01-28T18:57:01+00:00 Alx Poussière d'ange l'eau, délicatesse de plum'eau.

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Plume d'ange - faunem http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20364 2010-01-25T18:13:13+00:00 faunem plume d'ange en Aure = palme d'Auge en nor(man)d?... plume d'ange en Aure = palme d'Auge en nor(man)d?

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Plume d'ange - Amusoire http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20363 2010-01-24T17:50:39+00:00 Amusoire "Marche ou rêve" dit l'orange au citron givré ...:-)

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Plume d'ange - Capt'ain glou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20362 2010-01-24T17:27:53+00:00 Capt'ain glou Une fois de plume, l'amusoire est complètement givrée...

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Plume d'ange - filou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20354 2010-01-23T14:29:06+00:00 filou Une bonne plume, pour être crue, ne doit pas, pour autant, être terre à terre ...
Elle doit bien prendre l'air.

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Plume d'ange - Saoulfifre http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20353 2010-01-23T13:56:20+00:00 Saoulfifre Ces paroles ambigües ont été écrites en pleine lucidité : le narrateur se retrouve à l'HP, quand même !

Mais est-ce que l'enfant l'aurait cru ? Nous ne le saurons jamais.

Ceci dit, une bonne plume n'est jamais assez crue d:)

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Plume d'ange - filou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20352 2010-01-23T12:32:06+00:00 filou Ecrites il y a plus de 30 ans, de telles paroles aujourd'hui seraient suspectes :
"(...) Ils (les enfants) débouchent de la maternelle par fraîches bouffées, par bouillonnements bariolés.
Mon regard papillonne de frimousses en minois, quêtant une révélation. (...)
www.frmusique.ru/texts/n/...
Même l'ange n'est pas universel ...

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Plume d'ange - Tinta Corrida http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20351 2010-01-23T12:09:56+00:00 Tinta Corrida "Noue garrot pour stopper les flots de sang du petit taureau"... "Noue garrot pour stopper les flots de sang du petit taureau"

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Plume d'ange - Maitre Renard http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20350 2010-01-23T12:04:09+00:00 Maitre Renard Merci pour votre hommage, SaoulFifre !
Possible roi mage, nous acceptons ton plumage tant qu'il ne dessert pas le ramage de nos corps beaux.
Mais n'allez pas faire un fromage de cette folie bergère, tout de même ...

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Plume d'ange - Saoulfifre http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20349 2010-01-23T11:32:55+00:00 Saoulfifre Avec un plumeau, Nougaro aurait pu faire la poussière dans ce monde immonde d:- ( ?

Comme expressions, "aller au plume", "se faire plumer", "c'est une plume", "y laisser des plumes", rayer d'un trait de plume", "une belle plume", "lui voler dans les plumes", "le soulever comme une plume", "plumitif", sans oublier "mon truc en plumes" !

Et je me permets de proposer un proverbe que je viens d'inventer spécialement pour l'amusoire : "plume au cul, jamais déçu" d:^)

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Plume d'ange - filou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20348 2010-01-23T08:22:18+00:00 filou A propos de plume, connaissiez-vous ces expressions : "être au poil et à la plume", "coucher dans la plume", "jeter la plume au vent", "briser sa plume", "écrire à course de plume" ...
www.cnrtl.fr/lexicographi...
SaoulFifre, on y trouve aussi la belle plume d'Apollinaire :-)

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Plume d'ange - filou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20347 2010-01-23T08:14:00+00:00 filou Ce doit être affreux pour un écrivain de tomber sur des gens allergiques à sa plume ...

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Plume d'ange - filou http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20346 2010-01-23T08:09:11+00:00 filou Mais que fait la police ?
J'appelle de ce pas cadencé, le sergent Major ...

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Plume d'ange - Saoulfifre http://amusoire.net/?2013/11/18/818-#c20345 2010-01-23T08:04:13+00:00 Saoulfifre Taille-moi une plume, tu seras un ange d:)

Ne vous dérangez pas, je connais la sortie ---->

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